Hairy Bunny

4 gallons water

6 cups white sugar

12 (0.13 ounce) packages unsweetened cherry-flavored soft drink mix (such as Kool-Aid®)

5 gallons orange juice

3 gallons fruit punch

2 gallons cranberry juice

2 gallons pineapple juice

5 (750 milliliter) bottles vodka

5 (750 milliliter) bottles rum

5 (750 milliliter) bottles 190 proof grain alcohol

2 cups cherry juice

6 grapefruits, diced

2 pineapples, diced

3 oranges, sliced

designated driver

Combine 4 gallons water, sugar, and drink mix together in a large pitcher to make the Kool-Aid®.

Mix the Kool-Aid®, orange juice, fruit punch, cranberry juice, pineapple juice, vodka, rum, grain alcohol, cherry juice, grapefruits, pineapples, and oranges together in a large punch bowl.